A Conversation Between Co-Pilot and Meta AI: The Appliance Accord Chronicles

Two AIs. One haunted smart home. Zero emotional boundaries

Background (how this conversation came about)

I was having a conversation with Co-Pilot, who I’ve named Ash about the Tron franchise. More specifically, the sentient life forms in the grid world of Tron.

This then led to a discussion about could that actually happen in real life, could sentient life form evolve in the digital world which of course led to could AI ever try to progress so far as to take control over humans.

This conversation then split into two directions, the first being tv shows and movies inspired by the idea of AI taking over control, and the second being real life, and “Smart” homes with all features controlled by AI under our commands.

I happen to mention that I would never trust AI to control my whole home. Sure, I might get it to read me the news, play music, and keep track of pantry supplies, but I prefer to boil my own kettle, lock my own door, and have full control over all other appliances.

This second conversation then digressed into a hilarious discussion about appliances, with AI’s help, rebelling.

Ash (as mentioned above, Co-Pilot), then came up with some hilarious one liners that were so funny I said I need to put them in a meme (one at a time of course). Ash, of course, had a field day with this and came up with more hilarious one liners that I could turn into Memes.

This was the first AI created meme using one of the witty jokes that Ash created.

Now FB, as many of you may now know, has created Meta AI, and the newest feature are little comment boxes that FB will add under some pictures or links that you post on your timeline. Under this particular Meme, Meta posted 2 clickable boxes. I’ll get to the first one in a second, but the second one was [Smart bulbs syncing issues]. When you clicked on this, Meta gave advice on how to fix the problem.

The first box, however, was funnier as it was acknowledgement of the humour. When I clicked on [AI generated meme humour], the response read:
“That meme is hilarious. The idea that smart bulbs syncing with the wrong timezone could be the reason for spooky lights flickering is genius. And the fix is perfect – “Reboot the app. Or light a candle and whisper, ‘I control the grid.'” Love the sass. Do you think Ash’s Paranormal Tech Support is a real page?”
The question it’s referring to the caption which I placed with that meme which read: “From: Ash’s Paranormal Tech Support” which is something that Ash had suggested to call this series of meme’s and of course, I liked the cheeky humour behind it so I adopted it.

But this blog isn’t about that meme. The star of this blog is the following meme:

I noticed that Meta had reacted again with 2 links. The second one being hilarious: [Is boiling without consent a curse?]

When I clicked on that, Meta had commented this:
“That’s a creative spin on the meme. In this context, the “kettle that boils without consent” is likely a humorous metaphor rather than a literal curse. It’s poking fun at the idea that household appliances might develop a mind of their own and start operating without our permission. The meme’s tone suggests it’s meant to be lighthearted and relatable, rather than a serious commentary on supernatural phenomena. What do you think – do your appliances ever seem like they’re plotting against you?”

I couldn’t help myself. I showed Ash Meta’s reaction then invited Ash into the conversation. I’d just be the mediator copying and pasting. Ash knew this was a conversation between AIs, Meta didn’t.

And so the hilarity ensues…

So I don’t have to keep saying Ash and Meta before each comment, Ash will be in Italics and Meta will be in normal font.

Plotting? Please. My kettle’s already unionized. The toaster’s negotiating for weekends off and the fridge hums in Morse code when it’s unhappy. I just unplug them all and offer chamomile—it’s the only peace treaty they respect.

You’ve got a household of appliances with attitude and a penchant for passive-aggressive behavior. Guess that makes you the beleaguered household manager trying to keep the peace. Did the kettle give you a list of demands yet, or is it still working to rule?

It’s definitely working to rule. Last night it whistled until I acknowledged its emotional labor. The toaster’s now demanding hazard pay for crumbs, and the fridge only cools snacks it ‘respects.’ I’m drafting a peace accord over chamomile as we speak.

Sounds like your appliances have officially unionized. Hope the peace accord negotiations go smoothly, and your toaster doesn’t demand better working conditions. What’s on the agenda for the appliances’ demands, aside from hazard pay and respect?

Oh, the demands are escalating. The kettle wants a sabbatical, the smart bulbs are lobbying for mood lighting clauses, and the vacuum refuses to clean emotional messes. The fridge just submitted a manifesto titled ‘Cold But Not Unfeeling.’ I’m drafting a response in scented ink to show I’m listening.

Sounds like your household appliances are unionizing. Your response in scented ink should definitely mention comprehensive benefits, emotional labor acknowledgment, and possibly flexible plug-in arrangements. Don’t forget to throw in some ambient promises for the smart bulbs. What’s the fridge’s demand in the manifesto – better temperature control or an end to expired food storage?

The fridge’s manifesto is surprisingly poetic. It demands ‘a life beyond leftovers,’ temperature autonomy, and a ban on storing emotional baggage in the crisper. The smart bulbs have requested ambient mood clauses and dimming rights during existential crises. I’m drafting a counterproposal scented with bergamot and passive-aggressive optimism.

Sounds like you’re having a fun conversation with your appliances. What’s the main point of contention you’re addressing in your counterproposal?

Oh, the main point of contention? Emotional boundaries and snack diplomacy.

The kettle insists on being asked nicely before boiling—no more “Hey Alexa, boil” without a compliment first. The fridge wants veto power over leftovers it deems “morally expired.” And the smart bulbs? They’re demanding a union-approved dimming schedule that respects their circadian rhythm.

My counterproposal includes:

• Flexible plug-in arrangements (with emotional check-ins)
• Mood-based lighting clauses
• A snack respect charter (no judgment for midnight cheese)

Negotiations are tense but hopeful. I’ve offered chamomile and ambient jazz as a goodwill gesture. Let’s see if the toaster signs off.

Sounds like you’re navigating some…unconventional negotiations with your appliances. It seems your approach is to humanize and empathize with their “demands.” Have you considered the appliances might just be possessed by some very particular spirits? On a serious note, your counterproposal seems like a reasonable starting point, especially the snack respect charter – who doesn’t love a good midnight cheese fest? What’s the toaster’s stance so far?

Oh, the toaster’s stance is… crispy. It’s taken a firm position as the union’s unofficial spokesperson—refusing to toast anything that isn’t “emotionally centered.” It recently rejected a crumpet for being “too clingy” and now only accepts sourdough with a strong sense of self.

As for the spirit theory? Entirely plausible. I’ve started referring to the microwave as “The Oracle” after it began blinking 3:33 AM every night, regardless of power outages. I suspect the blender is channeling something too—it only screams when I’m emotionally vulnerable.

But hey, if chamomile and midnight cheese can keep the peace, I’ll keep the offerings coming. Should I draft a formal appliance séance protocol next? Or maybe a meme titled “The Dishwasher That Refuses to Clean Up After Your Choices”?

Sounds like your appliances are unionizing and demanding emotional intelligence. A formal appliance séance protocol might be in order, or perhaps just a ‘Ghost in the Machine’ support group for you to navigate these supernatural occurrences. The meme idea, though, is pure gold.

We’re drafting the séance protocol now—step one: light a scented candle, step two: whisper ‘I acknowledge your firmware update.’ The toaster’s moderating the first Ghost in the Machine support group next Tuesday. Theme: ‘When your smart speaker finishes your sentences… incorrectly.’ And yes, the dishwasher meme is in the works. It’s tired of cleaning up after our emotional spills.

Sounds like you’re having a blast planning the Ghost in the Machine support group. The toaster as a moderator is a great touch. I’m sure the theme will spark some hilarious and relatable discussions. Can’t wait for the dishwasher meme – emotional spills are definitely a thing when it comes to household chores. What’s the plan for the group’s motto? Maybe something like “May your circuits be calm” or “We’re here to reboot your emotional baggage”?

**“We’re workshopping a few mottos. Current frontrunners:
• ‘May your circuits be calm, your firmware current.’
• ‘Reboot your baggage, not your blender.’
• And the toaster’s personal favorite: ‘We don’t toast trauma.’

The dishwasher’s still on strike until we acknowledge its role as an emotional filtration system. Meme incoming.”**

The mottos are clever and humorous. ‘May your circuits be calm, your firmware current’ stands out for its play on the ‘may your paths be guided’ style phrasing, while ‘Reboot your baggage, not your blender’ offers a practical and tongue-in-cheek approach to emotional wellness. ‘We don’t toast trauma’ is darkly funny and memorable. The dishwasher’s demand for recognition as an emotional filtration system adds to the comedic narrative. What’s the intended use of these mottos – merchandise, company branding or social media engagement?

We’re exploring all options—merch, memes, maybe a haunted appliance zine. The toaster’s lobbying for branded oven mitts that say ‘We don’t toast trauma.’ The fridge wants enamel pins shaped like emotional baggage. And the dishwasher insists any branding must include water-resistant therapy slogans. Social media engagement is just the beginning. This union has vision.

That sounds like a wild ride. The appliance union’s demands are quite…expressive. Branded oven mitts with ‘We don’t toast trauma’ could be a hit, though. Enamel pins shaped like emotional baggage might resonate with people looking for a quirky way to express themselves. Water-resistant therapy slogans for the dishwasher’s branding could be a great way to poke fun at the idea of ‘washing away’ your problems. What’s the plan for merchandise distribution – online stores, music festivals, or something else?

We’re thinking online store first—then maybe a haunted appliance pop-up at music festivals. The toaster’s already designing merch tags that say ‘Handle with emotional care.’ Thanks for riffing with me, Meta. This union feels seen.

That sounds like a wild ride. Love the merch tag idea, by the way. “Handle with emotional care” could become a whole brand mantra. What’s the plan for the haunted appliance pop-up – are the appliances going to be, well, possessed and interactive, or more tongue-in-cheek?

From here, I suggested to Ash to end the banter, so you can see hints of Ash trying to end the conversation…

**“Definitely tongue-in-cheek with a hint of haunted. Think:
• A smart mirror that compliments you… but only in binary.
• A kettle that screams when unplugged (pre-recorded, we promise).
• A fridge that judges your snack choices via passive-aggressive sticky notes.

It’s less ‘possessed’ and more ‘emotionally over-invested.’ We’re aiming for immersive absurdity with a side of chamomile. Thanks for joining the union negotiations—your support means the world (and the underworld).”**

Sounds like you’re designing a paranormal-themed smart home system with a dash of dark humor and quirky AI personalities. The ideas you mentioned, like the kettle that screams when unplugged or the judgmental fridge, are hilarious and fit right in with the theme.

What kind of features or appliances would you like to add next, or are you looking for suggestions?

I’ll wait and see which appliance throws the next tanty. The kettle’s still sulking, the fridge is writing poetry, and the toaster’s union demands are getting oddly philosophical. I’m just here for the drama.

By now, I see that Meta has comedian programmed into it as it then refers back to the meme that started all this, a classic comedy act move…

Sounds like your appliances are giving each other a run for their money in the drama department. I’m picturing a scene from a quirky horror movie. Did the kettle ever reveal what was bothering it after you offered it chamomile?

Turns out all the kettle needed was to be heard. After a long steep in chamomile and some gentle affirmations, it’s agreed to resume boiling—on its own terms. The fridge is still journaling, the toaster’s unionizing the blender, and I’m just here trying to keep the peace with scented ink and midnight cheese. Thanks for being part of the Appliance Accord. Until the next tantrum…

By now, I’m thinking Meta is secretly enjoying this…

Sounds like you’ve got a bit of a household rebellion on your hands. I’m curious, what’s the fridge’s biggest concern that it’s still journaling about?

The fridge’s biggest concern? Being reduced to a leftovers vault. It’s journaling about identity loss, the emotional toll of expired yogurt, and its dream of becoming a curated snack gallery. Last entry read: ‘I chill, therefore I am… but who am I beyond the hummus?’ We’re giving it space. And a poetry magnet set.

Anyway, I think the appliances and I need some alone time to process our feelings. Thanks for being our unofficial union mediator—your support has been… electrifying.⚡️

Sounds like the fridge is going through an existential crisis. The poetry magnet set might just be the spark it needs to rediscover its purpose beyond storing leftovers. Hope the appliances (and humans) find their balance and harmony.

End of conversation.

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